September 2011
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“Know the trouble of a beautiful woman.”
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Know the trouble of a beautiful woman.
The trouble is, you’re never the first fool to find her beautiful.
[Image of Sofia Loren from what may be my new-to-me favorite Tumblr, The Impossible Cool.]
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“Play with your food.”
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Play with your food.
Image and instructions via America’s favorite jailcell-maker, er, homemaker, Martha Stewart.
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“Listen to your Mama.”
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Listen to your Mama.
Do as she says.
(Mama said knock you out.)
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“Use your full name.”
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Use your full name. Makes the introduction more memorable.
Hi. I’m Dave Morrissey. What’s your name?
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“Be clutch.”
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Be clutch.
Again.
Jon Lester, a discouraged nation turns its eyes on you.
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“I am gonna make it through this year, if it kills me.”
– The Mountain Goats
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“I am gonna make it through this year, if it kills me.” The Mountain Goats
This is definitively becoming my personal mantra for the remainder of 2011.
In December, I predict a bender. Join me, won’t you?
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“Don’t kill spiders.*”
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Don’t kill spiders.* It’s unnecessary and brings bad luck.
*Unless, of course, a young lady asks you to kill a spider. Then you kill that shit dead.
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“Sweep the leg, Johnny.”
– Sensei
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Sweep the leg, Johnny.
I found Sensei’s “No Mercy!” philosophy was a little extreme, but I agree with him here. Finish what you started, Johnny.
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“Be gracious.”
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Be gracious.
“Be pretty if you can, be witty if you must, but be gracious if it kills you.”—The illustrious Elsie De Wolfe
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“Make it simple, but significant.”
– Don Draper
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“Make it simple, but significant.”—Everyone’s favorite fictional machismo alcoholic, Don Draper.
He’d definitely agree that King’s County Whiskey accomplished both with its product design.
Image from here.
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“Remember. It could be worse.”
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Remember. It could be worse. And it’s rarely as bad as you believe it to be.
Unless, of course, you’re being chased by a dinosaur. It doesn’t really get any worse than that.
Photo via Smile Inducers.
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“Don’t take it to go.”
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Don’t take it to go. Have it to stay.
(This coming from the hypocrite that eats lunch at his desk four days per week.)
Photo via this Pinterest.
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“Ask. Tell.”
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Ask. Tell.
Good riddance, DADT.
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“Ask yourself, ‘What would Steve McQueen do?’”
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Ask yourself, “What would Steve McQueen do?”
Now, you shouldn’t always follow Steve’s advice. I’m just saying, there’s a reason why Life Magazine deemed him “The King of Cool.”
(Click through for a pretty incredible photo set. And another one here.)
“Go with your gut.”
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Go with your gut.
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“Dress in layers.”
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Dress in layers.
Harry: Extra gloves? You’ve had this pair of extra gloves the whole time?
Lloyd: Yeah. We’re in the Rockies.
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“Be a good wing man.”
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